A bit of advice

While Emma was making her peanut butter sandwich for lunch today, she said, "Mommy. Wisten to me. Wook at me when I say this. This is very important. When you are making a peanut butter sandwich, never ever swing the knife around by someone's neck because you might cut their head off."

Never mind the fact that it was just a butter knife - and after she shared her profound thoughts, she licked the knife.

I guess tongues aren't as important as heads :)