The things that come out of Emma's mouth....
Me: "Oh boy, Emma, your room is a mess. Your stuffed animals are everywhere."
Emma: "It wasn't me."
Me: "It wasn't? Then who did it?"
Emma: "I think it was either Maggie and Baxter (our dogs) or the wind."
Me: "So what are you going to do about this mess?"
Emma: "Well, I'm going to wait until Luke is done cleaning his room so he can help me clean mine since it wasn't both of us who did this mess."
Later, we were outside and Emma said, "Mommy, Luke just hit me in the head with his ball (whiffle ball). I'm so glad I had on my helmet (she was riding her bike) because if I didn't, he would've hit me in the hair and that would've hurt.
All in a day's work for me :)